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Previous Entry pittsburgh Sep. 4th, 2007 @ 09:20 am Next Entry
Okay, people.

Time to get my foster father (don't EVEN ask about my birth father), dabroots into gear about getting a member of my own species here to be my companion.

Seriously, does he really want me to keep chewing on his Achilles tendons, biting his arms, etc., out of sheer frustration? I mean, crap, I'm bored out of my mind. What does he expect?

Pittsburgh is cool, I think. Haven't seen much of it, but I have a few great views. Out the front I can see hills, other houses, humans walking down the street, birds sitting on telephone wires, cars. etc. Out another, I get closeup view of pigeons. Quite a little clique they've got going, out there. Out the back, I see more birds, other buildings, and an occasional squirrel on the fire escape.

I mean, heck, at this point I'd even be happy if dabroots would just bring an occasional human female back here. I could sniff her woman parts, maybe even occasionally sink my claws into her bare ass if things get really interesting. Plus, she could pet me, coo at me, and pay long-due compliments.
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Date:September 4th, 2007 06:30 pm (UTC)
Good to hear from you. Missed you, cat!

Yes, I think you need a buddy.
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Date:September 5th, 2007 11:15 pm (UTC)
Good to see you, too, bone man.

Really, I need to do some serious wrestling.
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